I find it amusing that some of the voters reference the eye test when they haven’t covered baseball for years.

When asked why he didnt invite Marlins Man, Jeter replied that he had fired him. It was only after it was explained to him that he had fired Mr. Marlin, and that this guy is just a guy who wears a Marlins jersey for fun, that Marlins Man was invited.

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Reports are that it’s on the trading block and Jeets is only asking for a third iPad.

I will always star bowling, especially PDW.

Jeets shouldn’t have financed that 2nd iPad.

Ticket to Ride is now sold out. Just barely missed it... did pick up Patchwork though. Thanks!

Ticket to Ride is now sold out. Just barely missed it... did pick up Patchwork though. Thanks!

This is a good cat.

Big cats are best cats.

Don’t mind me. I’m just here for the “stop pretending you’re a real sport” takes. That’s the good stuff.

As a Deadspin and Kotaku reader, I just want to let you know I greatly appreciated the inclusion of “Getting hit by a car on Oasis” to this list.

12-12. I couldn’t do it. Now I’m home sick and really missing that extra sleep.

Sounds like an easy solution is available. Drop his likeness and start using “The Mad Pooper.”

For the sleep question, I’ve got a friend with an extremely rare disorder called KLS. Basically when they get hit with an episode, they sleep for 20+ hours a day. Wouldn’t be surprised to learn that someone with the disorder has slept multiple days straight. Apparently all they do is sleep, eat, and get incredibly…

That’s clearly bobsled

Damn, that much?

Fenway takes? No white person I’ve ever met has experienced racism at Fenway! It must be everyone else making it up!

A friend of mine once dated an Oakland A’s fan. Quite impressive in its own right given he lives in Minnesota. Anyways, she had a dog named Barko Scutaro.

Thank you for this article. I will make sure to speak up in the future when I hear harassment. My previous stance was to just stay quiet and only speak to make calls since so many people are windbags full of negativity.