My working theory is that conservatives have realized that being a bigot, racist, etc. is a bad thing, which is good in that it has made those things taboo and demonstrates real progress in our society. Furthermore, due to the need to reconcile one’s thoughts and actions with a positive self image, they do not want to…

I’m not a lawyer, but I think embracing your erection in public is a crime.

Only marginally better than the time Anakin Skywalker opened a Montessori school.

So do you get equally upset when you pay school taxes but don’t have children? Or pay for police and fire/rescue without ever calling 911?

I think this whole shebang highlights one of the key issues that pushed Simmons out- people think it’s about the writing, but it’s about the podcasts. That’s where people establish their multi-platform brands, that’s where an individual gets to drive new revenue, that’s where you connect with people. The writing of…

milk was a bad choice.

This is ridiculous. If you want to have him spend his precious time apologizing for every racist thing he says, when is he going to find time to be racist?

If it was a legitimate question I’m sure the candidate has ways of, you know, shutting the whole thing down.

Jesus Christ, yes. Fucking nobody gets educated about what hymens actually are.

Hezbollah is Lebanese. Hamas is Palestinian. Hamas is largely funded by the Saudis and is Sunni. As far as Hezbollah goes, I agree, but let’s keep in mind in the prism of realpolitik that the US has funded plenty of shitty organizations to advance regional and global aims.

sounds like a rather working-class super hero. Punt-Man! Able to tie rebar before pouring concrete into a home’s foundation!

The line about the residency of Baltimore police should be changed, as the idea that residency is a solution to poor policing doesn’t seem supported by data.

Being a honky fuck who jizzes his Jordaches over what is “urban” and “breaking the law” sounds like a very internet commenter thing to do. And don’t stop there-you are only irked by these “criminals” because they are black, and are, in your eyes, “getting away with it.”

All I know about bankruptcy law is what my law school buddy (who practices it) told me: “Basically, you figure out who you want to totally fuck over, then work backwards.”

Find a size 6 woman who’s generous enough to fuck you?

I’m fine with Eli’s rings. In fact I think Bill let the Giants win those games simply so Eli would have more rings than big brother, and get to show them off every year at holidays.

Clearly a grilled cheese.

Damn. I’ve never seen someone so abjectly bitter over a sports blog! Dave Portnoy and Tom Brady don't even know you exist, and they never will.

You just never expect a This Island Earth reference.