Fucking sell the naming rights to the players already. It’s all revenue baby!
ddks
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That name’s too long. Let’s shorten it a little bit.
Ohh, real funny making fun of a guy with a serious FUCK SHIT ASS
Has this car ever broke the speed limit? How many times has it had to be repaired? Does it occasionally run red lights? Drink too much octane booster during a night at the strip? It was clearly wearing a sexy black paint job, and no undercoating underneath. The car was definitely asking for it
It’s actually illegal for them not to.
When I see that the company has a F business rating from the BBB I think that company has some past due BBB invoices....
Fox News is currently in negotiations with The Onion to get a similar deal in place.
Why even take the time to shit on the Vikings? All that needs to be said of them is that their greatest rival has a different greatest rival. The Vikings are the school shooters of the NFL, quietly raging inside about the girl who insulted you, writing shitty emo poetry not realizing she doesn’t even know you exist.
“Stuffed in locker again, pooped my pants”
@SI_PeterKing
Dear @teencosmo:
To commemorate the day, spas in the greater Vail, CO area were throwing in a free facial, whether you asked for it or not.
A spokesman for the LAPD said that to honor the day they won’t pass up the opportunity to shoot.
Seems a little harsh to rag on Blair Walsh for missing the kick, given that he was also responsible for 100% of the other points scored by the Vikings in that game.
Prince didn’t use drugs before that.
Marvin Harrison, number 1 with a bullet.
The Chargers need to speed this process way up. If only they could add someone to their team to help impasse rush situations.
Somehow this will end with Belichick signing Bosa and acquiring the Chargers 2017 1st, all for a conditional 7th.
I started crying a little from laughter reading this one. I was watching this game with a buddy who, when they lined up for the kick, stood up and told me to crank the volume up, then walked outside and started smoking a cigarette instead of watching the shank. I assume all Vikings fans have Cassandra like visions…
Horniest team? The Swiss, you idiot.