Kluwe

Nah dude. My best friend in hs was a total chicken and he worked at DQ and always made by the book blizzards and charged me full price and never pissed in the pickle bucket or anything. Pussy

I think it’s the lengths to which people go to be unique snowflakes

If the description asks “do you party?” then the cassette case is full of coke. This is the white diamond collection. Very valuable.

Tom didn’t say Kemp’s salary was reasonable

Lemming > Lemmy

IF you’re bored in Cleveland

After the first trial he decided to stump for himself

The bailiff was quite short with him

The prosecution has left him without a leg to stand on

*Your college major is bullshit

Special thanks to @themoneyteamBALCO for my big ol’ noggin