¡Muy Am-bien!

In what way are money managers and stock pickers not a bunch of motherfuckers?

Just a reminder of some of the things that have happened since Rae Carruth’s arrest and conviction:

“But Coach,” I said. “There are only one set of footprints leading downfield.”

Nike is currently developing a Tebow shoe that helps its wearers leave footprints in the sand.

Conservatives: “This country is so PC no one can speak their mind!”

I think the only person who loves flags more than Brees is Brandon Browner.

Oden/Bortles 2020

If you are more upset at Kaepernick protesting police brutality than you were at the police committing it, yeah, you're part of the problem.

it is parody of a pretty standard conservative hot take in response to a person of color saying basically anything. If conservatives weren’t so illogical and hateful, they wouldn’t be mocked in this way.

Conservatives on big government: “I made this money with my own hard work, I didn’t need the government’s help.”

That hit of Josh Gordon also means RGIII's going to fail his next drug test.

Passionate Colonoscopy was already taken.

I feel the same way about overly gigantic tie knots.

Romo is so unlucky, if it were raining pussies he would get hit with a Dak

I thought Beltre wasn't amused by head games

Bob Costas, you dog you.

Lawyer: ‘Your Honor, I’d like to call Jason Pierre-Paul to the witness stand’

Or even worse.

I gotta hand it to ya, this trial has been explosive, there is something fascinating about privacy law but I can’t quite put my finger on it, a lot the concepts are hard to grasp.