“I won an Emmy for playing a woman dying of leukemia on L.A. Law, starring Harry Hamlin and Susan Dey.”

I found a better picture of your trans,

Lochte was quick to point out his new sponsors, which include:

It’s like taking Simms off the air would be an acknowledgement that CTE is real.

Something about this story doesn’t smell right. I mean, Lochte is no whiz kid, but how is “they were asked to use the bathroom” where this story starts? Something pissed off either the gas station or the swimmers before that. And then why leak the robbery story? Did someone text them “ur in trouble” and they did that…

A bronzed god with silver hair issues forth a golden shower.

I understand your concern but don’t know why you’re implicating me in all this.

If my baton hand-off efforts were interrupted by the stroke of a hot Brazilian, I’d probably lose control and just wildly toss it as well.

Yes, currently they are

That explains Buster Poseys slide.

Well, they were going to the bottom of the ocean, and that’s really the core problem right there. They should have been going to a port instead.

I feel like the choices just get worse after they hit the iceberg. Why didn’t they just not sink? Salt water makes everything buoyant and for fuck’s sake, that’s a BOAT. What’s more buoyant than that? I feel like they weren’t even trying to get to America or wherever they were going.

The problem with this blog is that this has never happened, ever, to anyone.

What the fuck are you doin Phil

Doesn’t look like he’s struggling at the plate.

I’ve run the numbers, and it seems that 3 went into 23 seven times, with #2 remaining.

Can we hire this grounds crew for the Pro Bowl?

whenever she participates in a race, but the only person capable of beating Ledecky is past versions of herself.

August 1st: Rose bets $100 on Ichiro to get 3,000th career MLB hit.