mic drop impale

Sure the system only allows one president... that you’re aware of.

What if you don't vaccinate and your kid turns out to be autistic? What if you jerk off every night and it makes your kid autistic? Who pays then? What if you drive a diesel vehicle and that makes your kid autistic? What if you vote for Jill Stein and that makes your kid autistic and gives you testicular cancer too?…

I think there’s a correlation between autism and people who bitch about clickbait.

She’s not wrong, but one of the reasons Americans don’t trust the government on vaccines is because they constantly hear that Big Pharma controls US vaccine policy, which is a blatant lie that Dr. Jill Stein is repeating. She is dog-whistling anti-vaxxers and for her to claim otherwise is laughable.

There is no scientific evidence that vaccines cause autism. None. And a key component of vaccinations is herd immunization; ergo the more people in that are vaccinated the better vaccinated we are as a whole. Anti-vaxxers are crazy people.

At the Copa...Copacabana.

“What an amazing tribute.” - Dan Snyder

Sources tell us that Labaton Sucharow has reached out to former ESPN employees in an attempt to gather information that could be used in a potential class-action suit against Disney.

How can you be cynical about the Olympics? What could be more thrilling than finding out what country is the best at exercising?

I think it’s just because NBC is so used to hearing the word “ratings” along with the phrase “coming in last.”

I did notice throughout the 80s that his name never changed from Randy Ready to Randy Actually Playing Every Day.

Another horrible example for America’s youth, when will people finally learn to hold their phone properly while shooting video? smdh

You might say Ready wasn’t...

You should read the article. It’s a good one I think!

lol

Did you accidentally go to a local arts and crafts fair and not the RNC?

Trumpster fire.

Lawyer: We’re going to get to the bottom of this.

That’s a hefty contract. I guess there was no way the Bronco’s were gonna get Miller lite.
I guess now that he’s getting all the money he’ll be living the Miller High Life.
I guess this was a real Miller Genuine Draft 64 Lemonade???

Maybe I shouldn’t have tried for a third one.