The real shocker here is that Danny Valencia has a shoe endorsement deal, as in, some shoe company marketing whiz thinks that as many as one, or more, human being somewhere on this giant round ball we call “Earth” will be so impressed to see Valencia’s majestic-1.0-WAR ass wearing a pair of said shoes and say to…

life will, uh, find a way

i would also like to see a men’s version which includes the eggplant emoji.

I like to point out the recent massacres of Muslims committed by Buddhists in Burma as a way to blow “lol religion of peace” morons’ minds.

Wear that silk shirt for me.

That opening sentence is darker than a black steer’s tuchus on a moonless prairie night. There is no bottom.

(for the record, the sheep was fine)

Dear dining public:

Dude, you do realize that women have structural bias too, right? Misogyny isn’t just for men. If it were it would be much easier to eradicate. Additionally, there’s a fuck ton of evidence to suggest publishing is a highly gendered sport.

“Certainly, structural sexism exists in ______, but you’re overstating it”

My mom calls Jon Stewart “Jon Daily”. Also, totally serious.

A friend called Thelonius Monk The Loneliest Monk.

My mother calls Tad Danson- Ted Dancing- and is 100% serious.

Pittsburgh isn’t a country, no matter how much locals think it is.

As a married person, I love hearing this, because it makes me feel sane. I haven’t been married forever, a little more than 2 years, but there are times where I think “Oh, fuck, is this it? I have to deal with the loud chewing for the rest of my life?” But knowing that most/everyone goes through cycles of being…

I’m with you on the ‘furbaby’ thing. The word is actually revolting. Like ‘moist’. So cloying. I have a dog. A dog a lot like Cheddar and it’s hell some days, but it’s not parenting.

OK but:

If you think representation isn't a big deal, watch how white men act when women and/or POC get to be the hero of a story for once.

Since when is it mandatory? The only part of a wedding that's mandatory is the actual marriage.

That would be the disease infested hair mites that this tree rat is shedding. Don't let them into your house!