“Daniel Day Lewis, *Shia Lebouf*, Dustin Hoffman, Marlon Brando, Christian Bale, all of them fucking horrible.”

One of these things is not like the others... one of these things just doesn’t belong! /singing

that led to her accepting a job shilling a brand of kitty litter I’d never heard of until today.

In other news, where can I get that amazing suit?

Are you... me?

I have no answers to your problems, but you made me laugh so hard.

Colin: What do you do, Nancy?

Entirely starred for the eta.

As someone who left an abusive (verbal and physical) relationship several years ago, let me just hold your internet and hand tell you that it gets so much better, and it is easier to leave, in the long run, even though it is terrible and seems like an insurmountable challenge at the time. HUGS.

In fairness, DC is unlikely to improve your taste in anything.

Umm... actually, there are huge problems of intolerance (violence against Muslims) in Myanmar. Not sure who your “they” is referring to, but some Buddhists are, in fact, intolerant.

Pretty sure it's not mandatory, since I'm currently engaged and do not have a ring.

This sounds weird, but if you're really looking just to brighten up a tiny bit, I like the Burt's Bees colored chapstick (they also make a variety of lip colors, which are heavier, but I'm talking about the one that comes in the chapstick-sized tube). It's very subtle, so much so that my boyfriend can wear it, but he…

Never occurred to me before that Reese Witherspoon could totally play Madeleine Khan in a biopic.

I consider those people to have broken it off by failing to uphold the basic human premise to be kind to one another. Having been cheated on, I pretty strongly feel that he was the one who "broke" it.

Yeah, I was always taught (sidenote: under what context/pretext, I have no idea) that if the ring-haver break it off, she returns it. If the ring-giver breaks it off, tough noogies.