Maybe she just needed a little hair gel for the photos and no one brought any along.

He washed a Jeep valve cover in his dishwasher. If he wasn’t single before he did that, he damn sure is now.

You mean it keeps Pace with the times.

You went to pick up a car and FORGOT THE KEY? You’re one of those people that asks a friend to help them move, then when your friend shows up you haven’t even started packing, huh?

And the gas mask/ fire fighters hood. Lets hear it for Garrett Morgan.

I’ve said this for years, usually to the response of “STFU luddite.” Glad there’s some hard data backing this up. Now the hard part will be getting automakers to acknowledge this and actually do something to correct it.

Matching pearl necklaces for them all.

Oh. I’m sure he thought this was really edgy instead of just really dumb.

Her bridesmaids better watch out if she offers them wedding day facials.

“4. I turn right on red lights.

Pepperidge Farms remembers...

Remember when Pimp My Ride was ridiculed for putting screens everywhere... I member.

Erik was writing it on his phone while driving, give him a break.

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I’d actually argue that they were, if only marginally. At least they could be navigated by feel. As long as you knew roughly where your AC or your radio knob was, you could change it without ever taking your eyes off the road.

1. Buy car for $1

Not the worst Olds to purchase, just like chlamydia isn’t the worst STI to contract.

Admittedly, I scroll past the other writers’ responses on these posts just to see what kind of odd-ball pitch he’s going to toss out there.

5 AMC Pacers!

Fuckin Torch NAILED IT!!!!!!!!!!!! Every other answer was good, but that was GREAT!