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Thank you so much. I’ll let you in on the “star secret”. If the star has been ticked you can click on the number. If not, finding a spot to the side of the star or on one of the points (star g-spot) seems to work. But since I don’t want to look like I’m fishing for stars, try it with somebody else

That Hospital is never going to attract the sort of business it wants if they let her dress in that frumpy old gown.

I have two university degrees and I’m not yet living my best life because I don’t get to write these recaps. I think we can all agree Kate’s doing just a little bit better than a lot of us with letters behind our names.

I’m probably Tidal’s prime demographic- I pay for Spotify, have seen Kanye, Jay Z, and Beyonce on tour (planning to watch Nicki this summer), and even buy albums once in awhile. In spite of all this, I just can’t get enthusiastic about Tidal. When it starts to offer an incentive to switch from Spotify, maybe. Until

Is it true that Kanye is delaying the release of his new album till Tidal fails so that Jay-Z doesn’t try and guilt him into doing a Tidal-only release?

When I was in high school, some local, road-side hotel decided to convert their restaurant to a Chinese buffet. They called the high school to see if there were any “Chinese girls who would like a job.” Damn it. I was the only Chinese girl in the school, and actually, yeah, I wanted another job because college was

This is soooo cute! Where is @MSchrayber? I want to see Mark’s mom.

is this the Sunday Night Social? Because I’d love it to be. Let me tell you about my sunday, Jezzies. Buttermilk blueberry pancakes from Kevin’s in Red Hook for breakfast. Then a fairway trip where I got ALL THE CHEESE (swiss, mozzarella, queso quesadilla, and pepper jack), bell peppers, pizza dough, and potatoes.

I found that snub so indicative of how Hollywood has treated Joan Rivers over the years. They laugh at her jokes, clap along to her witty jabs at celebrities and then ignore her when it comes time to honor "their own." Fuck the Academy. Joan is too good for them.

You know who has really great skin? Beck.

I def agree with the cheap and ill-fitting assessment. It also feels really, really played out for Madonna to go with what is essentially elaborate lingerie. She'd surprise everyone a lot more by showing up in a super tailored Armani gown.

It has been well established that they all were/are shitty humans except maybe Paul McCartney.

I've got this awesome hippie Wiccan facebook friend, and she posted a link to an article about vaginal steaming the other day, and no lie, Facebook's top "suggested link" underneath my friend's post was a link to a food.com recipe for steamed clams.

I SAID THAT. ME.

Team cat headquarters here,

where is AdultoS with more pictures and comments?? or she is still out cold fainted.

at least she has black friends now!

My birthday is exactly a week before Christmas, and as such, is almost always the day that my office chooses to have their holiday party. This has happened several times over the years with various jobs, and it is generally uncomfortable and has occasionally gotten weird.

The most memorable, however, was several

The Case: I have combined two cases because they are vey similar

There's a perfectly amazing picture hanging in my parents' house of me at about 5 wearing a tiara, a leotard, a faux fur, and red wellies while standing next to a cow. I may have peaked young.