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I agree! Upthread someone said it looked like Revlon's Rum Raisin lipstick from the 90s, which I wore religiously. I found an old tube the other day and put it on and kinda dug it. But I'm whole-heartedly embracing the 90s comeback.

Although I live in a beach community, my BFF's mom (concerned with my singlehood) told me Thanksgiving evening that I should give Farmers.com dating website a try. A bizarre choice on her end, but after watching this I'm all in.

I beg to differ.... it uses...

'Ello. Girl who threatened to go to Target after work and get a Puppy Surprise here. Just did it. She's white and lavender and her name is SUGAR because of course it is. And no, I haven't opened her yet because I'm relishing the suspense. And yes, I COULD HAVE waited until Christmas but I'm glad I didn't because there

Ultimately it just turned out to be the result of a really bad promotional campaign by U2 and Apple.

Golden Retriever Gifs!

Mark, this is how Nelly would handle an agility test. "FUCK YOUR STUPID SHIT HERE. WHERE IS MY BURGER?"

Ahhh, love love love this! I like the way the dramatic leg slit balances out the long sleeves and modest neckline.

If this was a crime, they really pulled it off.

ohmygod they even had that perfect little canned cranberry sauce

Natalie Dormer, I do love you. And I love this dress. And I love that you've gotten into heavy textured fabrics because of Game of Thrones.

I'm not giving it a thumbs up until I see tiny hamster watching tiny football on the couch with his tiny paw down his pants after the meal.

We here at Team Dog would like to remind everyone that, as ever, we continue to offer our bellies for rubs as advertised and are eager to be trained via any number of methods, though preferably those using positive reinforcement and lots of treats.

I make a motion to start Dolly Parton facts in the style of Chuck Norris facts. GO!

FACT: Flowers don't bend to face the sunlight. They bend toward whatever direction Dolly Parton is.

FACT: Love of books is called bibliophilia. Love of cats is called ailurophilia. Love of Dolly Parton is called logic.

FACT: Dolly Parton

Bullshit. I've worked in professional kitchens for 16years. I have seen this happen precisely zero times. Honestly, I kind of feel like fuck you for assuming we don't take our jobs seriously. For real, I didn't go to cooking school and get berated by chefs to learn to cook just so I could disrespect my fucking craft.

I have grand mal seizures and I approve this joke! lol

I pass on a nugget of GT advice to you:

Most of what we learned about Columbine was wrong. It wasn't about bullying. It wasn't about revenge against jocks. There was no Trenchcoat Mafia. All of that was a lot of bullshit perpetuated by a lazy media. These boys were not alienated loners. They had friends. They both went to the prom. Eric Harris was a

I'd be willing to bet they're withholding the seventh charge in case she somehow skates on the first six. There's no statute of limitations on murder so it would be a hedge on the part of the DA.