Hi fellow Tulanian!!! Congratulations!

Thank you Mark. I hope you know that I consider you the authority on these matters. There should be a title for this, such as "Official Enforcer of Internet Rule 34," proving that there is indeed a porn for everything.

Where is Mark when we need him?

This is such a neat idea. As someone who spent FOREVER battling a really embarrassing intestinal parasite after I caught it from babysitting, I agree that it is so annoying when people are like WE CAN'T DISCUSS THIS ITS POOP RELATED. It's just poop! I wish you good health and admire your awesome humor about it.

Wow! I'm going to do the same, if that's alright. This is literally so gorgeous! I could totally imagine it on a big white wall in a big museum.

I'm so sorry. Is it possible for you to invest in some therapy right now? I can't imagine how I would feel or cope if that had happened to me, and I think it would maybe help me to talk to someone. I know it won't make it go away, but maybe they can work with you on ways to get out of your head about it sometimes?

Let me know if you want someone to edit a cover letter for you, I would love to help you any way possible!

I have heard that the Mario Badescu line has some sort of a rubbing lotion for cystic zits that works, I've only used the drying cream but I love it!