You can say that again!

And they would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids!

This fucking dipshit is an approved commenter, and I’m not.

For the fucking love of whatever gods have sought fit to curse us all:

As a man, may I just say…tough, but fair

Add the fourth word and I think fewer people would misunderstand the point.

What do i have to do with this? JOSEPH! These people need a better expression.

Tell him to stop filing these fake lawsuits and get back to writing the next Game of Thrones book.

Uhhh... you haven’t watched most Sox games the last eight years then

Why do you think one of Mario’s trademark quotes is “It’s-a me, Mario!”?

The Driver was distracted by Kinja’s Infinite Scroll and the 450 clicks it takes to read the comments

Whoever designed QWERTY missed it too.

Are they, though? McMonagle sure presented his client as a drug pusher today.

Trick question: There is no crowd in attendance at Reds home games.

If a ballplayer goes 5 for 5 with 4 homers and 10 runs batted in while wearing camouflage making it impossible for both the opposition and the crowd in attendance to see him did it really happen?

They took I-Ochocinco the entire way.

That’s a combined 205 mph of exit velocity that struck Wade Miley on consecutive base hits (Jose Abreu 103 mph, Avisail Garcia 102).

yah

tl:dr

so did ya get laid or what?