“Source: I’m a designer for a well known game”

Is 2017 the year Deadspin writes nice articles about the Cardinals or something? I do not like this new Deadspin.

I’m unemployed and dangerously close to being broke, so this is me every day.

D.B. Pooper

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Let’s remember some Hawk Harrelson calls.

In some history books in 2150 it would read “The second cold war was started by a strange group of people that loved rusted Volkswagen Beetles and brown station wagons”

This is worrying. Mainly because it means Russia would have to assume any sign of aggression -even non-nuclear, like for example Turkey shooting down Russian jets- meant it has to consider whether to launch its nukes immediatly or face the possibility of not being able to launch at all. Nuclear deterrant only works if…

I hope the short-term ratings boost was worth it, Rachel =\

did you see who we made president or

Can I just remind you that the original reason they got a reality show is because a morbidly obese white trash mother had a morbidly obese white trash family and specifically a fat rednecky child who entered beauty pageants and people enjoyed laughing at them? What a time to be alive.

I mean, she looks great, but it’s flat-out bizarre that somebody who intentionally enabled child abuse gets to have a reality show about how hot (or not) she is.

Is this somehow purposefully picking up on the thousands of weird “You won’t believe what Mama June looks like now!” ads that I get in Twitter and Facebook? Because that is WEIRD and I do not know why the internet thinks I need that marketing.

Excited for the Bulls to finish 7th or 8th in the east, lose in the first round of the playoffs and get a shitty pick in draft in the 11-15 spot, and lastly, not fire Foreman and/or Paxson.

so you’re saying he’s leaving the Mets organization?

most exciting thing to happen in Evanston, Ill. since, well, ever.

Imagine if this was reversed.

“I would never ...” = “I didn’t realize there would be consequences for my actions.” Which is why we are seeing an uptick in racist and anti-Semitic acts; people are getting the message that they can get away with it.

Senior citizens like to squabble with each other over stupid things.

Right. He clearly is aware that something is amiss, but I don’t think he knows what — does he have the wrong card, did the card mistakenly have the actress’ name instead of the producers, is something else going on? He sees it’s not fully correct, but isn’t sure *what* is wrong, so he stalls for time and tries to get…