Never gets old

And thanks to you, I will never look at a seal the same way again.

I just noticed that. I instinctively assumed that he was wearing a jacket due to the skull cap. This mother fucker robbed a bank in a button up? What aisle do you find that shirt at in Men’s Warehouse, Over by the Gucci gun holsters?

I can just imagine the scene: alarms blaring, sirens flashing, mysterious smoke/steam/nearby vaper putting out the fog of war...while a man hoarsely shouts his demands at a frightened teller. Suddenly the police burst in with a hail of gunfire and the day is saved! While the head cop is putting on his sunglasses but…

Besides the blackface, the man is a idiot. If it is cold enough for knitted cap, its cold enough for a jacket and he isn’t wearing one. One without the other is like a billboard sign “I am a robber!” It’s that old standby phase, “Dress for the job you want, not the one you have”. Details, details, details. Dress to…

He looks burnt. Like that “Tan Mom” lady.

I think in this case however his only option would be if his mate or father had a job for him.

That never seems to stop white dudes from getting jobs theyre horribly unqualified for though, Ive worked with or for enough of them to know

That was hypnotic. Not the first part. The part where homeboy launches across the stage

“after slapping him across the face.”

I think it’s either Michael Cera or Jim Parsons.

He was trying to break Rand’s spine but couldn’t find one.

outcast “coalitions” of two to four male lions don’t get to have sex with females until their take over a pride.

FFS - I got suspended for asking a damned question about who wrote that women were “now in control because we accused people of touching us.” Twitter sucks dead donkey dicks. 45 keeps going...

Yuuuup.

He’s hilarious.

Awww. Poor, delicate Jan either deleted, or hide her page.

This asshole is just lucky he didn’t hit one of the kids. Bullets frequently go through walls and into unintended victims.

Banks insisted that he had never put his hands on his wife before, but wish he had assaulted her in this case, as she would still be alive, according to the WTVR.