Yeah, stories like these always warms my heart. I’m honestly a rather cynical person otherwise and trans/NB stories always tug on my heartstrings the hardest.

For some reason kinja won't let me star your reply.....

More wholesomness:

♪ Two bros,chilling in the hot tub, five feet apart cause they’re not wed ♪

Meanwhile welfare is like “Do you really need to eat every day?"

You misunderstand, it’s only unborn children and globs of cells that deserve the rights to a happy life on earth! I mean......until they're born.

I hope that none of these people live in apartments or a duplex.... heathens living under the same roof. Or worse! Dorms! With shared bathrooms!

Also, correct me if I’m wrong but I’m pretty damn sure that all that is offered to children are medicines that slow down/postpone certain aspects of puberty like periods and and voice changes?

Because men’s intentions matter more than their impact and it wasn’t even that bad! Besides, wymin are just OvErReAcTiNg

It’s good to know that when I commit my first murder, I'll have an environmentally friendly way of disposal.

This comment has motivated me to start tearing the seal on pringles the same way I tore my hymen.

Isn’t that just a regular weekend in general?

No, it was the regular 2% I’d usually buy at home. I’m not sure how to explain it properly, it’s just something in it that I’ve never tasted in other country’s milk.

I love it! It’s perfect for making hot cocoa and Assam milk tea. Maybe it's a northern Europe thing, but I don't think I've ever been to a store that didn't carry it.

Oh no..... so Trump is going to show up wearing one of these?

Nah, it’s a quality thing. I've had American milk and it just tastes off.

The vegans are definitely lying though.

Well, the taste isn’t really the issue here. Seeing as human flesh is low in nutritional value (the calories are ‘meh’ at best) you’d have to pay close attention to the side dishes, and even though I’m an intense lover of blue rare with roasted vegetables and a side salad, I’d find it difficult to see human as more…

Unfortunately, human meat is of very low quality compared to other options.

We seriously need to stop giving cis-het people the benefit of doubt. Both racists and anti-LGBTQ+ people always tell you that we “don’t know the entire story,context, intent blah blah blah"