Ah, yes. The rapefruit, which we all know comes from the rapeseed.

Hey their friend who was supposed to be a “G” never showed...they could not have foreseen how badly it would got without him.

Indeed. These were four of the “best students.”

Always worth repeating: “Rape Joke” by Patricia Lockwood

It takes quite the logistical genius to realize standard overnight is almost as good as overnight am service at a lower cost.

Too lazy for the police academy?

It’s funny(not funny) that Americans know that some men can be radicalized online by groups like ISIS. But most of the country can’t or won’t see that this is happening with white men in this country. It’s the same kind of tactics and a lot of the same beliefs, such as their hatred of women and homosexuals. It’s a…

Now, now... I hear there was violence on both sides. Both sides. The other guys were walking, you know. They may have been shouting and screaming too once the bullets ripped through them. So you know....both sides are equally responsible.

Amen 🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

LOL. Plus he was being extorted. His side-chick was about to leak videos along with some steaming tea if he didn’t pay up. So him getting head of the situation is only so he could keep his money. Watching that half ass apology he cares more about his image and doesn’t need leaked videos messing up his checks.

Yup, just laughed out loud at church. Funniest thing I’ve read all year.

Wow, it’s almost like this David Clarke guy is a complete fucking idiot.

Why does he always act like he tripped and fell and, whoops, his dick slid into someone on the way down?

My friend’s hubby has cheated on her. I said this to her: ‘I know it’s cliche but this is the best thing that could have ever happened to you. Grieve, be hurt and get angry. Then sit back and laugh. Because now, we (me, you, his friends and family) get to watch two lying, cheating pieces of shit ride off into the…

“What do you get when your pres. is a creep?”

“Loser terrorists must be dealt with in a much tougher manner.The internet is their main recruitment tool which we must cut off & use better!”

My friend worked in Pence’s congressional office and it is worth retelling that Jesus Mike doesn’t give two shits about anything women have to contribute. He wouldn’t ride alone in cars with any icky girls and would not sit with them in the front or back seat even if there were others present. Women held no senior…

Basically, the t-shirt version of this:

AND they changed the color of the model. Go home libtards!

I’m pretty sure he just doesn’t understand that latex gloves are supposed to be skintight.