It turns out she wasn’t bragging that they didn’t take a government plane for their honeymoon, but complaining.

The name for that color is staring us right in the face:

In retrospect I should have said
“Click on my works, ye Mighty, and share.”

If it’s from the Neolithic period but not legally protected can I still draw a dick on it?

Daniel Ratcliffe, inspector of ancient monuments at Historic England South West, said: “Two circuits of stone-built ramparts survive at Stowe’s Pound within which there are remains of house platforms and cairns, and it is from these ancient archaeological features that many of the stones are being taken to…

And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Bryce, King of Pinterest;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and Pin!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

Because vending machines are so reasonably priced and filled with variety?

Please educate us more, Dr. Fuckwit.

Idk either. They also seem to think sex dolls are totally maintenance free (how to kill the sex doll fantasy: remind guys they will have to clean their own cum out of it)

Oh it’s worse than that. There’s a market for men who want one that looks like their ex so they can take pictures and video and put it all over social media that they’re “still having sex with her without all her drama” aka raping her in effigy (and yes, some have used that term, raping in effigy, as a selling point).…

Well you’re missing out! Thrillers and horror (not slasher films) are the best.

Sounds more like a Biden thing. I loved the memes of him pranking the White House for Trump.

but much worse he talks bad about me to our four year old daughter.

Stars! No, wait...take the conch!

Hang on. I find it outrageous that the cafe won’t serve kids. When cooked properly, they’re delicious.

I don’t mean to be a stickler, but he didn’t witness the devastation, didn’t speak with any of the displaced residents or rescue staff. Aside from that, great Tweet! What he did was the equivalent of spending an hour layover in Heathrow and then gushing about your vacation in London.

*haven’t we heard. Isn’t that what we meant? ;)

This should be on a t-shirt