But I’m starving, Kate, you’re pleading. I need a little snack before the dinner. Well, that’s what the giblets are for. Once you’ve put the chicken in the oven, throw ‘em in a pan with a little olive oil, salt and pepper and sear them real quick. Split the liver with your chosen partner because you’re not a monster.

Bless my mother for establishing this blanket rule:
“If a teacher/coach asks you to do something you’re not comfortable with, don’t do it and I will 100% back you up if you get in trouble.”

I used it once when my swim coach tried to punish me via embarrassment by making me jog around all 6 little league fields barefoot…

Door-to-door denim overalls salesperson.

Dear MVP,

Dear MVP, dump your current boyfriend and enjoy your life.

Has MVP’s boyfriend met a specific person he wants to sleep with hence he’s come up with this? I would probably think so...

The one good option? Would have been for the moderators to do their job, and let him know that he was encroaching uncomfortably on her space. I have never seen this mentioned. It always seems to be on the victim to somehow resolve the situation....

It is weird. My own son (9 with ADHD and mild Autism) was supposed to be picked up from his mom’s house and taken to my parents’ house by my dad yesterday. When my dad got there, my son refused to go. Screaming, yelling, crying, slammed and locked bedroom door. He. Was. Not. Going. He usually loves going to my…

What I get from her is, “If I’d only known, if I’d known the truth, I could have ended this 15 years ago. I could have made choices for myself.” Which is such a valid thing to say/feel. I used to tell FWB, “Just tell me when you’re seeing someone else.” Because I wanted it to be MY CHOICE if I exposed myself to STIs.…

Look, do you wanna man or don’t you?

*Looks down at ground and digs toe in the dirt*

THIS HAPPENED TO ME TOO. Worst part was that while we were arguing about it, he said (my kindest interpretation would be that this was his attempt at flirting / bringing the sexy vibe back??) “Ha, I don’t hate you, it just means the sex later is going to be rougher.” 1st of all, that’s super presumptive, 2nd of all,…

I have black hair, hazel green eyes, and I look exactly like my Jewish mother. Somehow I made it into two first dates with white supremacists/alleged formed neo-Nazis. One had an iron cross tattoo on his hand that I asked him about. The other seemed fairly normal, but he disclosed to me on the date that he was…

OMG!

I thought I had been on too many awful first dates to watch this show but they could have been a lot worst.

To be fair, he only knows, like, 4 adjectives.

Who could have predicted that the president, when given 140 characters to describe a woman who died defending her city from fascists that the adjectives he would use would begin with “beautiful” and not include “brave” or “strong” or “principled” or “righteous”? Oh, everybody could have predicted that? Oh. Okay.

Here’s the guy from the Vice video and his nazi tears after the fact.

Literally a Margaret Atwood quote come to life.