Speaking as someone with ADD, please don’t compare my disorder to this administration. I’m way more functional than they are.

He HATED that I made him explain in detail what he was going to do when he said I needed to be still.

“Our goal is to facilitate positive discussion among solution-oriented people who believe in the power of sharing ideas and personal connections.”

Thanks for the reminder to call my Dad and tell him thank you for being awesome.

I read an article that said that no one would criticize Trump as much if he were a woman. Someone reaponded “if only we had a way to see how an election with a more qualified  woman would go”

“We demand equal rights, equal access to the surface, and the blood of your first-born children!

And this video will be my fondest memory of BO. It perfectly shows his temper, and may explain how the assholes listed above defend him so passionately.

Here are the major classifications of non-straight hair.

Here, friend, take your pick. Oh, hell. Have all of them!

Air force One goes down near an unmapped desert island. Only Donald survives. No audience. No one to boss around, except...............

And put it out with Pepsi.

The best advice I’ve been given regarding the zombie apocalypse is goats.

Ha! As much as I would want to be a zombie-killing badass, given the fact that I can only dispatch spiders at a distance using a vacuum cleaner with a long hose, I am most certainly destined to be zombie chum.*

Don’t forget “fight attendants”. :)

movie concept: kidnapping evil rich people and then set them free in a forest and hunt them.

Spotted in Chicago

Keep marching but also don’t forget to run for office, register to vote, vote, contact your representatives, write Op-eds for newspapers, be politically active in a party or non-partisan group, donate to organizations that fight for policies that support science and for the inclusion of science in policy, to talk to…

Excuse me while I snort my birth control off my desk.

“I’d like to introduce my new Secretary of Boys will be Boys, he’s just terrific, really terrific. I don’t think he’s ever done anything wrong. Just a great guy. Never sexually assaulted anyone, killed Lord Voldemort. Just the best.”