Lol, he’s not wrong about Palin though. Broken clock.

He was making acid wash jeans.

THE UNITED STATES FLAG CODE
Title 4, Chapter 1

He’s like that kid in high school who decided that he is throwing THE spring break party since his parents are going to his great aunts funeral. He got his older brother to get a pony keg and his dad’s stereo system still works pretty well. He spent a week making a playlist on his iPod and he’s going to lose his…

I wonder why Jon Chait didn’t get that same sense of welcoming from his women friends.

Also, and I’m only half joking here, since when have white men ever asked if they were welcome before barging in on something?

There’s a difference between working for a customer you don’t particularly like (or even loath) vs publicly acting to prop up and celebrate them. More than that, because this isn’t just “a job” they have to deal with becoming a propaganda tool for a politician who supports legislature that may directly seek to negate…

No, “...can learn to speak French.” Why you gotta stereotype, bro?

There’s the “guilt” phase...

The problem with many poor white people is that they refuse to acknowledge that they are actually poor. Which is why they repeatedly vote against their own interests. Then they want to point the blame at everyone other than themselves when things continue to not work out for them. When their food stamps get taken…

Like Trump himself, for starters.

I don’t think a law that says you can’t get fucked by your attorney will ever be passed.

(Bonus points for anyone who guesses what all of those people have in common!)

Don’t forget his other classics, “Bourne Free,” and “Bourne in the USA.”

We call that Freedom Foam.

Can we get a Trump “TRIGGERED” picture up in this piece?

Then I put my hands up

Bourne? Jason Bourne?

I’m going to miss her so much and can’t wait to see what she does next. She deserves the best vacation ever in the history of the world after all this.