Alternatively; blast them with wedding venue requests from interracial queer couples

All the criticism about the flavour can also be said about the current system

~In the not so distant future~

That cat looks so incredibly inconvenienced.

Interesting, I think I might just have a stab at it.

Apparently there’s this mindset in which buying sanitary products for periods make them appear “whipped” one way or the other? Because every other man within a 5 mile radius will naturally assume his wife/girlfriend* forced him to perform this act of emasculation.

Casey: Straight and cis?

Damn, can you imagine being named after the parts of the brain that you don’t have? Misspelled at that?

WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE A MEME?!

Oven-roasted beets and carrots are holy!

They’ll make sure to REEEEEEEEEposts though

Gillette has inspired me to cut toxic people out of my life. This time with a razor.

A casserole so overcooked it’s just a mushy mess.

Interview protip: If they ask you to describe yourself in one word just say “hired”.

Thank you, that means a lot :)

Well, Kevin.

Meanwhile so many of us have to LEARN that we are allowed to accept ourselves as we are, we have to LEARN that we shouldn’t have to lie to ourselves to fit into other people’s expectations, we have to LEARN that we are valid.

Plot twist, they’re the one that actually pooped next to the couch. Pooped by the cooch and blamed the pooch.

Can confirm. Larch really helped with my slouchy posture