Llike “ en svalkande vind” means “a nice and cooling breeze”

Oh

I’d hold on to her leg and BEG for a chance before even I’d even consider pity fucking the Gary Stu that is James Bond.

K? Nine bitches first

Out smarted again!

But how come he’d make a wedding cake for heterosexual(?) dogs that can’t even SIGN a contract?

Making a wedding cake for dogs is okay with him though.

Everyone is saying that the bible never calls homosexuality to be a sin.

Dog marriages are okay to him though.

You mean like the ticket I got for trying to park in a restricted area that was under construction, and any damage I might have done could have devastating consequences on the stability of the structure in the future?

Now I’m just sitting here and remembering the sprites of first Gen

I think that having noone listen to your complaining is one of the first steps of starting a war.

The /not so/ fresh Prince is always relevant

Missing out on an opportunity to complain is the real struggle

“used to be a lesbian”

Wait, “Benadryl could be blue”? I’m not sure what they are implying? But medicine commonly comes in various colour and form depending on the brand. I’ve received a wide variety of colours/form using the same recpie. So how is that point relevant?

Aaaand I can’t post gifs.... now it just looks stupid.

I can’t believe those threads were wasted like that..... they could have turned out to be such wonderful items if they’d just gotten the chance.

I guess he doesn’t like limiting his bad decisions to just one part of his life.

What’s the point of power if you can’t abuse it, amirite?