Please excuse me as I will, according to protocol, now proceed to lie on the floor and scream silently.

It hurts at first. But then you get this strange warm feeling before you go numb.

#FancierHatsForAllRaceHorsesNOW #StopHorsingAround #equestrianism #PickASideParker

Ahh, the scent of burning rubbers.

Besties gotta match

Looking at it makes me feel like I haven’t given cherry and rosewood nearly enough adoration.

What kind of abomination IS that?

I think what Jbud is talking about is that while most abusers have been abused, most abused people don’t become abusers.

Only if every track starts with the sound of a molar cracking.

“We really fucked up on that one....”

They seem like the type of people that cling to “the ends justify the means”.

And the intern watching us through our cell phones/webcams

All words are made up words. That’s how language works.

If they could get a new Dumbledore after all that time, this shouldn’t pose much of a challenge.

The good old “ Scream on top of your lungs and they can’t hear you. But mutter some minor insult under your breath and they suddenly have the hearing of a goddamn rhinoceros”

I knew a guy exactly like that in school. Acting condescending and superior in every conversation you have, is not a defining trait of an “objective intellectual”.

Not even going to read the article.....

*aggressively handsews*

Perkele. That’s all you need.