True selfless devotion

“Eat booty, because this pizza fucker apparently prefers when cops go shooty shooty”?

Pizzeria bites the crust. More at lunch

I’m looking forward to the“Wheezer Geezer” tour

Now that’s something lot’s of white people can relate to

I would definitely accept it in that kind of scenario. But it’s easier to make amends by returning what you took. I can accept a returned object, but I find it difficult look at that person the same way again without them proving that they value me and our friendship.

TMW your face make gargoyles recoil

I usually ask if they’d also be fine if one of their coworkers had committed the same crimes as the artist. Like “yeah, I know that the new guy drugged and raped minors. But you have to admit that the new computer system is flawless”

*bad day plays in the distance*

It’s so helpfull

Imagine using the same mindset for other things

You can’t drink all day unless you start in the morning.

Ban all men in religion?

Fuck no, these shoes are designer.

I want him to believe he’ll get out of this mess, believe that he will escape unscathed.

Did the admin retaliate by accusing people of sex shaming her?  Because I know that type of person better than I’d like to.

My brain autocorrected “Schmedward” as “Squidward”

Do you ever feel like Hitler had the right idea, just the wrong demographic?

*vomits paint*

*dog remembers every time it’s been a dick to squirrels in the neighborhood* ohshitohshitohshitohshit