dazzlinggleam
DazedAndConfused
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IT DOES

Like a shock collar?

“Takes a stand”? Wow, the lemonade story just gets worse every time

*just realised that I didn’t write queer boys and girls*

Boys and girls could handle being in the same changing rooms as their crushes throughout puberty without much problem.

Is kinja just fucking with me now or did my attempts to like your comment just bring the stars from eleven to eight?

Which is why I’m a lover of secondhand. Cool stuff that is environmentally friendly, cheap and all profits go to charity.

Nah, I’d probably die at some asylum before that.

When I asked about my heritage I found out that one side were “fancy mansion nobles” on my father’s side and my mother’s was apparently ”servant married dedicated and romantic city man”. Both REALLY sappy romance stories, ugh

Aftercare is the best! Both directly after and the following day ❤

People: I wish I was born in age/era

“For two hours they allegedly slapped, punched, choked, and “blasted” him”

I don’t get it

Before you get the joke, you must become the joke

Fun times

Especially during the winter Olympics when they endanger us all with their bear attracting periods. A lady’s place is not in the woods, it’s on that wood.

I’m buying FallOut 4 to get a grasp on how to manage in the coming nuclear fallout.

Indeed