Freckles are one of the cutest and sexiest thing EVER. The more the better (he needs more )

My tired, only two beers and a bloody steak in brain somehow only read “Thomas” and auto completed with “the Train”

Yeah, I’m actually considering buying it.

Nevermind prom, I’d marry them

Pesky Orphan box?

“I’m sorry your child got lost in the mail”-cards would have been great (though I guess those would get lost too.....)

Come on, they saved the breadcrumbs for the rest of us. That’s nice ?

Gotta get those divorce papers, right?

‘Sisters not cisters’ can’t be stressed enough

Two pussies in one hand

Now that’s real

Might be a Boitatá.

Yeah, it feels so surreal

Have you ever seen someone so turned on that they had literal fire in their eyes?

“she made me do it” ?

I think this miiiight be my fault.... I met a genie and wished for salty crackers today. I messed up

Ugh! That’s awful

And the smoke leaves it’s scent lingering on the things nearby