‘ *whips out chainsaw*

I’m going to read that as a sexual innuendo

*coming to steal that sofa*

This might seem silly or obvious to you.

I’m growing new trust issues. Also considering tomatoes.

“ Is it too late now to say sorry, cause I’m missing more than just your money”

It’s like AIDS. AIDS is bad , but gay AIDS is worse*

I’d call and be outraged that they weren’t there to help during winter. People can get hurt when they slip, like hurt for real.

*silent squealing*

I tried posting my cutest bat gifs, but kinja won’t let me :(

I feel like calling someone/something out as ADD/ADHDish behavior is the more acceptable version of calling something/someone autistic. Like, I’m doing a perfectly good job questioning myself already (adding anxiety, depression and a sleeping disorder to the pot is a killer combo)

I like this one

I don’t see how this advise could fail

I thought we were going to harvest the organs of the unborn?

“let him who is without sin cast the first stone”

Oh, you

#Donald’sFirstRealTan

They are the work of Satan. When I hear someone talking about having an infestation..... It’s like stop, drop and roll the fuck away from me.

They are amazing