I have three creatures that send literal shivers down my spine. Spiders? Totally fine to pick up by hand. Ants, tics and slugs? JESUS CHRIST BURN THE FUCKING HOUSE DOWN! *sobbing*

Can we also do that with the pretentious kind of ‘I would totally make it through the zombie apocalypse’ people?

At first I didn’t see the Jr and thought “ He went OUTSIDE?! IN NATURE?!“

Yeah, it leaves you kind of tom-fuckered out.

When my stepsibling’s baby got upset I leaned in and said in my most gentle voice “ shhhhhh, in this house we only scream on the inside. Lock away all your pain and suffering deep inside of you, because you will soon find that no-one will ever understand you in a way you find meaningful. The despair never gets easier…

No, I would punch him with brass knuckles.

But how will everyone else know that you are the absolute best person? If nobody sees you flaunt that expensive brand product that you ONLY got out of the sheer kindness of your heart or if everyone you kind of know doesn’t see all those pictures you took of yourself and those POOR children you gave some loose change…

“but one that fits their particular institutions”

Doesn’t that occur with increasing frequency like three years post-womb?

Great, I just imagined what the real life picture would be like..... I don’t have a problem with gore, but that mental image fucked me over a bit.

Fine

#ShotgunBlowjob

Donald has the best trailer spot in there, it’s wonderful, beautiful spot really, Putin insisted he’d take it, how could he say no? The man practically begged him, it was the VIP spot, who else was supposed to take it? Obama tried to get that spot you know? He failed. SAD. Not a businessman like Donny , he never…

Hillary was smart enough to set out and appreciate nature’s beauty before Trump sets it ablaze.

I think getting fucked with a loaded gun is one of his legitimate fetishes

No, I mean like how people use that to defend their consumption of content made by people (often men) that commit/promote harmful actions/ideas, but society seem to accept the harsh way that women are judged. I feel that more often than not, successful women get their personal lives put under a magnifying glass to…

The whole ‘ separate the art from the artist’ thing comes to mind. Do we ever do that with women?

Good Ol’ Bros before Hoes

Make up and video games usually does it for me.

That’s the most inspirational thing I’ve heard