Because if you say it’s art, you can claim that YOU are the one being oppressed when other people express dismay.

I didn’t know that new parents even had enough free/me time to spare for focusing on anyone else’s weight but the baby’s.

“ I’m not comfortable with having less competition when dating women” that’s what I hear when straight men voice dismay over gay men.

I love your username btw

I was trying to make a reference to Lord Of The Flies

.......a conch shell? How about we make that desert an island instead?

Convince all other guests to buy the cheaper version of the items on their list. If your brother ordered a cheaper cake as well.....that would just be just dandy.

Not sure if that was a menopause joke, but I’m going to pretend that it was.

Now THAT’S something I’d like to see leaked photos of!

I replied to the wrong comment...

Don’t you see what’s going on here? Responsible drinking leads to decreasing sales of alcohol and that leads to the collapse of the American economy. Not to mention that by wearing the costume he practically pulled a “Mad Max” and taunted Trump. Dressing as a “rebel” is totally like declaring your future role as a…

Assad Tweeter?

*puppies

#It’sJustForCosplayDad

Are you telling me this man’s wife just had a baby and his initial reaction was to blog about eating placenta?

Self-proclaimed billionaires waiting(not really) to fuck shit up?

Remember “The Biggest, Most Awful, Most Tragic Event in Human History” in Danganronpa?

#Imdreamingofawhitechristmas