“this wasn’t the fucking plan, boy”

Let’s empty a menstrual cup in a small glass container and let them figure out of it’s a sacred blob or a sinful blob

But cultural insensitivity/appropriation is just so trendy!

It’s his hit song “Bourne this way”

I had to

To get  someone pregnant you usually need a ballplayer

That’s really cute... I want it

I have no idea

He’s very...uhhh...white?

Cool story bro

Yeah, alcohol is weird like that... and it only seems to affect some people, you’d think we’d see a whole lot more assault assuming that’s the truth.

So you should only get smashed alone and never trust your friends to have basic respect for people?

Personally, I have started baking and looking at new kinds of tea to buy. I also got new outfits. Because when Death comes I want to atleast be a good host.

“consent” “gloves size small and up”

Picture lying underneath another adult, ready for a few minutes of sex. Then, you close your eyes; in the darkness all you can see is Trump’s withered, puckered lips.

Pretty sure Trudeau made Canadian men a whole lot gayer