Via the LA Times, a guy named Dylan Grosz with a disturbingly scientific mind and way too much time on his hands ordered 35 Chipotle burritos over the course of several days and then weighed each one back at his office.

I have no idea, and I’m a woman.

“I felt incredulous that people who are in uniform, on the job, and trusted with protecting the public could express so much contempt for women,” she said. “The misogyny is horrifyingly casual. How can such attitudes not affect their police work?

Ahh, but you get two wraps, and then you make that 86% more into 2 burritos and SAVE the second one for another meal. Ta-daaaa. Not too full, but you had enough to be not hungry when eating just half!

Every single item ordered at Chipotle is, in fact, a special order.

Rice and beans AND meat in a burrito?

Interesting. Light fixtures directly above lines should have shatter-proof fixtures covering any glass in order to protect the lines. The best thing is to have fixtures offset away from directly above production lines. I wonder how they did on their AIB audit?

I think it’s gluten’s revenge

Well played, sir/madam. Well played.

Oh, don’t tell me this song didn’t pop into your head. What are ya... young or something?

Yeah, it would still happen, sadly.

Lambert’s!!! Home of the “throwed” rolls.

Sure, it’s shitty. But I have to say, when I’m thinking of the crap customers I’ve waited on....lord. Being stiffed just doesn’t rise. I once got hit between the eyes with a buttered roll because someone wanted something I didn’t provide quick enough.

Beat me to it.

this is how you know these assholes have never worked in a restaurant. Note to Assholes: YOUR WAITER IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR HOW QUICKLY YOUR FOOD GETS TO YOU! IT’S THE KITCHEN!

I’m really shy about complaining about the food at a restaurant. On quite a number of occasions, when the waiter (or maitre d’) notices I’ve left most of a dish uneaten, they will ask whether something was wrong, and really urge me to tell them so they can make me happy. I think that is such a kind and classy thing to…

LOL, yes. “It’s not free if you give it to me!”

But it isn't free if you just give it to them.

You should visit the Gawker post about whether a sandwich should come with sides. People were in HYSTERICS over things like restaurants charging for ketchup or not including fries with a burger, and seemed unable to grasp the concept that restaurants would just charge more if they included all these things together.

I’ve never known anyone to use the word “commie” correctly as an insult. People who hate commies actually have no idea what it means.