Worked in 3 kitchens and a taco bell. At no time was glove use required. Practically no one wore them. I know I didn't.

But what if she was allergic to crunchy? And on top of that, it was probably red, which she might also be allergic to.

A sexy mature lady with a British accent cooing to me about sexual dysfunction?

Ironically, that may be the only reason the drug works in the first place. Hormonal Birth Control kills the libido in many women.

This is not a gender equity issue, it’s an efficacy issue. Also, calling this “female viagra” is so god damned misleading. Viagra treats a physiological disorder, this is a psychological one. Saying this and Viagra have anything in common is like saying a dental dam and a mouth guard are similar- they both go in your…

Yeah, it’s not covered as often as people at Jezebel think. And sometimes the copays are still insanely expensive.

Are you kidding? Viagra is almost never covered by insurance, unless you've had prostate cancer or something. And it costs about $30-$40 per pill.

Viagra is not an instant want sex pill. Which is a good reason to stop calling this “female viagra.” If it were a pill which increased blood flow to the genitals for women then maybe.

Sex toy fairy?

My grandfather was missing the half of his pinky and the ring finger— because he used to work at a cotton factory and somehow his hand ended up in one of those machines that separate the cotton from the seeds?... I remember in my mind, as a kid, he reminded me of the Penguin (from Batman).

True, but in the TNG episodes they hadn’t really figured that out. They didn’t have the mythology or even the design down pat on Trill. The woman who gets implanted with the Trill symbiote was shown to be more of an empty vessel, when she walks into the room she doesn’t make eye contact or speak a word. It was a lot…

The first time I drove a car was a direct result of my dad cutting off his middle finger in a lawn mowing accident. Since I was in the 5th grade I didn’t know how to park our very 80’s station wagon, which was not something my dad thought of. Luckily (?) he passed out from blood loss before he had to deal with that.

My paternal grandparents both had missing/damaged digits. Grandpa’s whole left thumb was lost in a farm equipment accident. Grandma’s right index finger was missing the tip from being shut in a car door. The nail curved over the top of the altered finger.

My dad lost 3 toes to a lawn mower, then later had another severely broken while coaching a high school football team :T

My first job when I was sixteen was at the Plaza Bakery in Santa Fe, NM. One of my duties was to run the bread slicer. Even though I was the youngest one there, apparently I looked like the one least likely to maim herself, because the owner just shrugged, said, “So *since you’re eighteen now*, I’ll show you how to do…

I know a farm guy who cut off the tip of his finger and then a fucking pig ate it.

I have no idea what’s up with the calender thing. I guess they get the most questions about October so that’s why they have that up there permanently? But it’s definately open right now and I think year round. You’re right that it’s pretty brutal though. They deliberately wanted to do a really graphic, nasty house…

I’m guessing it’s in Gatlinburg.

At one of my old jobs, my boss just told me straight up “However busy it is, and overworked I am, and even if it would be obvious for you to do it then, you’re NEVER allowed to do the following things” and he mentioned a couple of things. Basically it was the kind of stuff where I could either get poisoned, maimed, or…

Obviously these people didn’t know you meant “GMs frequently give no ducks”... common misconception.