Facting Sincerely?

Did you ever figure out where this was posted that they were surprised to see it?

I think you meant a “...fucking pleasant day” not “...pleasant fucking day”. or maybe the fuck not.

Also, this one’s a keeper.

All you needed in reply was this, methinks:

The octopuses are biding their time.

I take offense at your flippant remarks about those of us that suffer from an allergy to fake nuts.

One star for getting the correct restaurant:)

“I’m allergic to holes.”

i have a “vegetarian” coworker who continues to eat fish. and the one time i made the mistake of asking her if she was a pescatarian, apparently she thought i was calling her something dirty. the silver lining is that she doesn’t talk to me anymore and that’s fine with me

KFC’s Double Down has been referred to as a sandwich.

Exactly.

This is also the way to go if you are allergic to red.

Yes, please... I’ve had to conversation with a friend why she’s not a vegetarian while she was eating scallops. Want to eat scallops? Fine, eat the hell out of those foul things (seriously, even the smell turns my stomach; I’ve always felt that way, long before I finally went vegetarian nearly 2 decades ago), but…

Makes me feel better about my own meat cognitive dissonance. I will eat any and all conventional meats as long as they don’t resemble something that used to be alive, so basically no whole fish and I doubt I could crack into a wholewhole lobster. And forget any of those head delicacies or tongue.

Yes, yes there are people that stupid. I’ve met “vegans” that swore to hell and back that they were vegan, yet ate shellfish. On the other end of the spectrum, I’ve encountered men who refused to eat a salad with their steak because “they’re not vegetarian.”

I first read the HP books as an adult yet somehow didn’t realize butterbeer wasn’t a real thing until my friend mentioned it. I just assumed it was some weird British drink like a shandy. I feel vindicated now that it actually is a real thing.

Isn’t butter in the coffee a Paleo thing? Not that early man had coffee OR butter, but I still thought they were associated somehow. Just another reason to hate this nonsense, is all I am saying.

Idk if it’s healthy at all but there’s a place that sells it in Austin and it is fucking DELICIOUS.

Pardon my french, but fuck that bitch...