Here in Boston, when we talk about Portland, we’re not talking about Oregon.

I agree in theory but, as a bartender, I make between $30 and $50 dollars an hour when tips and wage are factored in. If tips were removed and our compensation kept intact, food prices would skyrocket. If tips were removed and hourly was marginally increased, so as not to make menu prices rise dramatically, there…

I am not even joking about a Easy Spirits. They are amazing and they are the first brand I search for online. You indefatigable youths can wear your stilettos and your platforms; I treat my feets like the goddesses they are.

OT: You see “anthropomorphized Twinkies”. I see on and off-label xanax.

I’ll just leave this here ...

The toy talks in Minion, they’re searching for a qualified interpreter

Mind the gap, is what I’m hearing.

I caaaaaant heear it. (Wailing.)

This is a link from our local paper about the Minion WTF scandal. I like how she takes a paragraph to qualify that her kid never eats at McDonald’s. You got your kid a Happy Meal. Just own it.

I’ll admit, it does sound like that. But your kid shouldn’t know that and if they do, then the harms already done

Hey, we have a legal excuse, okaaaaaay?!!

I had a Teddy Ruxpin as a kid. My cousins got a hold of it and started to play rap through it. Teddy was rap and swearing. It was actually kind of cool. My mom was scared of it and got rid of it soon after.

Judge for yourself (begins at :24). Mickey D’s says the toy is programmed to speak three Minionese (nonsense) phrases: “ha ha ha,” “eh eh,” and “para la bukay.”

It's kinja, sweetie. Even when you tell it to delete, it posts.

Not to mention the difference between whipped cream & whipped butter only being about 5 minutes in the mixer anyway.

Lets be REALLY honest: The only difference between whipped cream and butter is the amount of time spent whipping. So not really that big of a mistake either.

When I lived in Scotland all of my coworkers were entranced by TGIFridays and were sure I would LOVE it, since I’m Canadian and it’s an “American Themed Restaurant” (which is how it was marketed there). Recommendations from locals are VERY hit or miss.

Exactly. MrsPye comes in contact with a lot of travelers at her job. (Not necessarily tourists, because we’re not in a touristy part of the city; mostly people who are passing through on their way somewhere else.) If they ask her where she likes to eat, she’s probably going to point them to the restaurant down the…

Locals are usually poor. Especially if you are asking cashiers and taxi drivers. The honest answer to ‘where do you like to go to eat’ is Subway and my grandmother’s house. Touristy places are clean, have good food and are in central locations. They are popular for a reason. I honestly didn’t know what the trendy,…