There was some coupon book we used to use, and it said that if we did not tip 15% on the pre-coupon amount the restaurants would not participate in the future.

That's cause women never drive cars.

I know nothing of this company, I just hate buying cars. I guess some people like going to buy cars, or look at cars, or whatever. But I only go do that when I actually need to buy a car. It isn't like hanging around the mall to see if you might want to buy something.

But then how would we know it's Monday?

Different bird.

I hope it was not a wild chicken.

Achy Breaky Heart by Billy Ray Cyrus

Okay, thanks, $1.75 sounds more like what I've read other places.

less than $1-10 per person, per meal, per day

We were always convinced that we had some mild sickness and the other "flu like symptoms" (besides having a really sore arm) after getting a shot, but we usually did it anyway. Part of being a grownup.

I vaguely recall an episode of Chef, where he went to buy some unpasteurized Stilton. I think as he was leaving, the people he bought the cheese from were arrested for selling pot or something.

Okay, mister literal, there are some arrests. I was saying there is a reason for the low number in the original comment. Get over it. No one is arguing that we shouldn't test the samples. I'm saying we shouldn't make a big deal of the low number or they'll decide testing the samples was a bad idea.

I know that some cases are solved this way, just that you can't get everyone this way. Most of us just aren't in the database cause most of us didn't commit any crime (other than traffic tickets and such), and the people they are looking for didn't get caught yet. So there's still not this wonderful database. The…

Well, that would be nice, but generally no, we don't all have our DNA in a database somewhere.

First, I don't think we're going to get usable evidence from all the kits. And second, there have to be some suspects to test and match with the tested kits.

Upon seeing the knife, Dial fled from the restaurant in screaming terror, after which Miwa and two co-workers chased him and caught him outside, holding him until the police got there (apparently without even using the knife).

Would you like fries with that?

I could see it, until I read the part about it being added to a cheeseburger. I mean, once or twice a year, some people eat all this stuff on a bun. Even, once or twice a year, people get all this stuff together fried at the state fair. Not me, but some people.

I have worked at other fast food restaurants in the past, but never a McDonalds, so I don't know what goes on in their kitchens, and I never worked anyplace that had breakfast stuff, so whatever we were serving it was served all day back then. Anyway, last year we were at a McDonalds, and we asked if they were…