Okay, I don't get it, I've read something wrong or something.

You probably needed to do that right after getting bit by a spider. Better luck next time.

I could get the big bag of soup at a salvage place, but I don't necessarily know when it is going to be there or where it can from. And I don't think that most people have a salvage place anyway.

I know a guy who went as Iron Man and won best comic recreation at Dragoncon and best in show at All-Con. This isn't what he did at all.

If had to do it over again (other than just not having sex, at least the first few times), I'd buy some lube. I was pretty sure that was not my problem, but now I just wished I'd have tried it sooner. Hey, if it's a lube problem, great, less than twenty dollars will fix your problem. If it's not a lube problem,…

I think we need more details.

So, other than the food, did you like the ren faire?

Maybe that's normal for the place soon after they change menus, and you can go later?

Well, sometimes you do not even know that you are supposed to tip a person, or that their hourly wage is below minimum. I would think that if the person brought me the food and brought me drink refills, that person is waitstaff, that person gets paid below minimum wage before tips. So I tipped those people. I did…

That's the wrong math problem. If 80% of women in a job or at a place are having a problem, it means 20% of women in a job or at a place are not having a problem (or at least not reporting). The percentage of men having the same problem would have nothing to do with that.

I am a 47 year old woman. I know that eggs can be cooked different ways. For about the first half of my life, the only way I really liked them was deviled, which someone else has already pointed out is not usually available at a restaurant for breakfast. (Usually wasn't available at home either.) Now, seeing as…

Yes, this. He's supposed to finish after he's put on a condom and we're doing something else.

I think I made a mistake and gave somebody I didn't like a rating of 2. TripAdvisor doesn't have half stars, and I give lots of people 4 stars, so there's not a lot of room left between the places I've liked and the two star place. I should have given it one star, or no stars. They turned off the water three times…

Kinda thought that everybody who likes Red Bull knew how much caffeine was in the drink, and was drinking them for something else.

I am trying to remember if I even knew that I had a vagina in the second grade.

I know, I got that too, only she had the opposite excuse. She wanted to give me a check for something, which is fine, but I have to look at your ID first, which is usually your driver's license. And she didn't bring it with her, cause she lived in town. So I don't get that, unless maybe she lived so close that she…

No offsite backup. It was just funny that they actually had rule one, in writing, and then the next sentence assumes everyone will break rule one and reminds everyone to get rid of the evidence.

Rule number one: Company cameras and company computers are for company business. Do not take nude photos etc...with the company camera and/or store nude photos etc...on the company computer.

To be fair, I don't think that Purina makes mongoose chow anymore. I think now it is just dog, cat, horse, and monkey chow.

Well, now we know why he was worried about getting shot.