I know people are jerks, but I guess I'm surprised that this sort of thing continues so much, even from sober people. I would think that if anyone touched me when I didn't want, I would just react without thinking and scratch them or stab them with a pen or something. And then, if you're doing this to your waitress,…

I just don't think that there is, or I would have noticed it. One of our English teachers told us the story the last week of the semester. I was a senior by then and not heard of it before.

I went to school at UTA (Arlington), and I found out that we have an elephant buried in the middle of campus somewhere. The school used to be part of Texas A & M (actually, at different times, it seems the school used to part of a lot of things). An elephant died at the zoo, and the school wanted an elephant…

I recently have started writing and reading reviews on TripAdvisor. The first time I wrote anything was after I wrote a review for Priceline and followed a link to write more about it on TripAdvisor. So Priceline knew I had been to the hotel I reviewed (or at least that I had paid for the room), and TripAdvisor knew…

This was a thing. I'm from Texas. My grandparents said this when I was about five (I'm 47 now), and my parents confirmed that they were sometimes called that. And then an uncle or cousin tried to tell me that is what they actually were. This was about the same time that I figured out that chicken legs were…

I have trouble picturing how much something is when people start talking about grams and such.

See, you can start a company that makes this T-shirt.

See, you can start a company that makes this T-shirt.

Well, I didn't call her that. But it was just weird, and I just said no and stared at her. And then I had to keep watching her in case she decided to leave in a hurry, I didn't want her to hit my car.

I've seen that at other places, but not yet at Whataburger. But at someplaces there just isn't room for two lines, and then if for some reason you need out of the line that you are in, you might have to ask someone to move up a bit or something. So if that happened, yes, I'd be mad, but you don't speed things up by…

Maybe it was the beachfront one where you can sit on the roof and feed the seagulls?

I guess I have trouble picturing what his problem was, but I'm sure it wasn't worth getting into an actual physical fight over it.

I don't buy a lot of new clothes either, as an adult without children (and currently no job either), but eventually stuff wears out or breaks or something. I just can't imagine not having to go buy anything at all for that long.

I just threw out some stuff that was wet and smelled odd, for fear that the ice packs had leaked and contaminated stuff.

See, I just thought that it was a typo and kept on reading, cause the rest of it made sense if it was an old can. Old cans, especially unopened old cans, of soda are sold at antique places, and I would guess the same of beer.

At the movie theater concession stand, this girl points to the candy case and says "I'll have middle." And I looked at her and her friends looked at her, and she says "I'm sorry. I meant, I'll have yellow."

Yes. I worked at JC Penneys one Christmas season. And we were warned that people come to the store during the Christmas season who never buy anything the rest of the year and do not have a clue how to act. (Wondering how that is possible. Surely you have to buy underwear or something the rest of the year.)

I would be confused because they were "oil cans".

That guy who drank the beer should have been charged for the beer.

It took me many years of being an adult to finally decide that I liked eggs and to start eating them for breakfast on a regular basis.