Half on, half off her pillow. She’s relaxed, but also ready for whatever comes her way.
Goals
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A single-car accident with no obvious mechanical failure? They would have gotten a warrant for a blood draw.
“but I would absolutely make an exception for this fuckstick...”
He’s making a track car. The Boxster barely has a roof to speak of. He’d need a roll cage no matter what.
“I’m sorry, but your Ferrari’s policy specifically excludes damage that happens on a track.”
For free?
Mike Rowe’s Dirtiest Job: Oil Propagandist
I’m sure that the engine components in the Bugattis are of a higher quality and stronger design, but let’s be clear that the reason you don’t “hear about reliability issues” is because the people who own one barely drive it. They also don’t maintain their Veyron/Chiron in the same way that the average third owner of a…
I gave you the star now be safe
That is the number one reason I have not bought a new car in 10 years. Not going to sit in these tiny window torture chamber. Hate sitting in there on a long trip surrounded by plastic. So what if you go on a scenic drive, you only see plastics up to your neck. hahaha
No, we need to go boxier.
Jeepers, that’s a sad sight to see. How far we have fallen.
Of old age. In jail.
It’s like Two-Face from ‘Batman’, except both halves are equally as off-putting.
I want you to know that I had to switch browsers from Brave to Firefox and log in just to put a star next to this shit. which you deserve.
The 3 points at the end of the post cracked me up.
Last thing you need is one of your vampire guests impaling themselves on the wooden bannister.
Hmm, yes.
Why they’ll need to go sideways, so they can see out the side windows.