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Thank you! He really is 😁

I've had shits that took longer.

Bill Clinton’s impeachment trial was way longer.  For lying about a blow job.

It is annoying that the media is reporting this as “Senate acquits Trump”. The Senate didn’t acquit Trump. 43 Republicans acquitted Trump. Republicans Block Conviction of Trump should be the headline.

He will run, but it will just be a grift to get money to pay off all of the state and federal tax liens (you know, as part of the campaign). And they’ll give it to him, because...well, fuck.

I’m obsessed with people who complain about the very things they choose to read.

Wouldn't work with my dog. He drinks too much.

Yes but Walmart is selling the PS5 for the same price as BestBuy, Amazon & Target.  They are providing a service by distributing the product from the factory to you.  Scalpers aren’t doing shit to add value to the deal.  

Some googling suggests that its official name was the Little Tikes Jalopy.

Little Tikes is in my hometown and my mom worked there for about 5 years when I was a kid (and I attended their on-site daycare). I was a toy tester even (kids of employees tended to get picked). Cozy Coupe pre-dated me, but a few other ride on toys came out while I was there and we actually got to take them home to…

Yeah, the new gen is way better than the previous gen, those bloated a bit too much.

Good luck trying to sip on your apple juice with those absolute shit-state ride dynamics. Another example of corporate America bending to the will of “stancers” with no regard for customer comfort.

Damnit, now I have a favorite Cozy Coupe model.

Yes, per sister site Jalopnik’s piece from Jan 29th:

I don’t get why the avalanche theory is bizarre. Many of the bodies were found later after snow melted, supporting the idea that the bodies were brought a half mile down the mountain by the avalanche. The snow tossed the tent around, which required the person or persons in it to cut themselves out from the inside.…

Do it

Hi Mercedes, Brazilian here! My uncle actually owns one of these with the 6 cylinder MWM. The rear doors are fiberglass based on the crew cab F250 doors, but made to fit on the single cab chassis on which the “truckdan” is based on. Everything from the B pillar back is fiberglass.

May I suggest that you talk to your Jalopnik colleague, Jason, about his Changli?

Reader: “Hey do you want this 19 year old, $5000, 275k mile lexus? It’s falling apart to the point that I can no longer maintain it”

DT: “Whoa, shouldn’t this be reserved for a Hollywood director, or a Russian Oligarch, or a successful startup founder?”