Can a house be fancy enough for me to not mind having no indoor plumbing?

I was so good at having just the apps I truly needed until Apple gave me this App Library crap.

Is someone forcing you to read Bradley’s posts? No? Then get the fuck out of here.

The burden of proof should be on Netflix to prove that I’m not actually in two places at once. 

When does this go live? There’s some @‘s I desperately want to scoop up..

NFT traders will be a nice appetizer when we finally eat the rich. 

Not a near miss, but I did have to drive AROUND a coyote once. It was his road. 

No, but she lives in NYC. 

Joseph Smith’s Rose Gold tablets. 

If EVERYONE in Utah went out and bought an iPhone right now, it would be about 1% of apple’s yearly phone sales.

and brighter 

“Greg Abbott is an asshole.”

“reminding himself how precious the Earth is”

I can’t fathom how that many people could fit in that car. Even if they removed all the seats, it seems like it would be a monumental effort to cram that many people in there. 

I can’t wait to take a taxi to the helipad to get on an electric helicopter to take me to another taxi to drive me from a different helipad to my destination. 

Twitter I’ll pay you $5 to delete Glenn greenwalds account.

The road crashed into the plane. 

And their hardware...