I’m dying for an interview with whatever staffer (intern? Secret Service agent?) was in charge of snacks that day.

ETA: shout out to my local reporters who were on the ground late last night

If Gaga says I have a spirit womb, I guess I’ll take her word for it. For whatever it’s worth my cat does fully believe I’m her mother, so...

What nightmare? The PR reps say everything is totally fine!

Either someone decided it was bring your kid to work day, or the National Guard just doesn’t give a fuck about height requirements.

I’m curious what legal responsibility Twitter has in regards to the Presidential Records Act: the onus is on POTUS to preserve records(tweets), so I’d think twitter would be legal free to delete them/not responsible if all the servers caught on fire.

I’m ok with them not deleting his tweets, but they really need to stop him from posting any new tweets.

Stick to sports. 

I’m just really hoping all the news orgs respond to this by sending every single camera they can get their hands on to Minnesota.

Watching an entire news crew get arrested while on the air, with smoke and a small army of cops in the background, hours after the president made an overt call to violence.. this is some scary stand-in-front-of-a-tank shit

You know it’s a terrifying tweet when twitter is this quick to half ass a response. 

Thank you for posting this.

I’m a regular who clicked because grimes as well. But I’m in mobile so no slideshow, just a bunch of scrolling past stories I already read on Gizmodo sister sites earlier today.

““Intergalactic space is very sparse,” said Macquart. “The missing matter was equivalent to only one or two atoms in a room the size of an average office...”

“Hey, remember that wall along the U.S.-Mexico border that President Trump is so obsessed with? Well, a construction firm landed a $1.3 billion contract to build the accursed thing. The Washington Post reports that North Dakota construction firm Fisher Sand and Gravel hopes to build 42 miles of “black-painted fencing…

Self-immolation would probably be more effective at killing the virus than drinking bleach, same end result though.

Tell that to my high school math teacher..

“I’m not sure I understand.“

+1 for Fancy Kristen. I’m curious if it has enough range to make it up her driveway. 

Massive wing? Really??