“This thing, on the other hand, is freakin sweet.”

You make it sound like he won the election based on the popular vote, which he did not. A lot of people were stupid enough to vote for him, but more people voted for Clinton.

There’s plenty of planes that can take off vertically.

Except the “backpack” is a wing

Oh for sure not safer, just way more fun!

IMHO that’s a small plane, not a jet pack, but whatever still cool. I guess the really impressive part is just getting enough thrust/flight time out of a small/maneuverable enough package regardless of if it’s technically a jet pack.

$10 billion is great but my real takeaway from this story is that he could’ve given away $129 billion and still be way too rich for the rest of his life. 

Don’t worry I’m sure they’ll sell you a dog collar to disable your bracelet. 

Not really relevant but..

On the plus side though, I now know who won that big basketball game last night.

From the press release;

Arepa 

It’s what keeps Jalopnik going tbh

“...if you didn’t know what you were looking for, it would just float into the background as an anonymous Porsche.”

From your link...

“featuring an extra-large 3-inch camera sensor for better photography.”

Sorry but I just think “155 Student Entries” is a really stupid name for a Mars rover.

My summary; Rapist murdered a bad dude. Not because bad dude was bad, but because rapist is bad and dumb.

It’ll stop about 6% of people, according to the only relevant link I could find after a thorough 45 seconds of googling.

Time for 3FA!