“...a Hyundai that will enter production in Mk2 form costing a lot less than £100k”

by the way, anyone clicking that link hoping to see a member of Congress drenched in slushie, sorry to disappoint but...

“Can someone please remove this annoying fucking thing from my face?”

I’m gonna need a transcript of them reading the transcript. Also a transcript of your comment. Otherwise I don’t know what to believe. 

I always scroll past the trump tweets as quick as possible, because nope thanks, but I feel like I’ve seen “READ THE TRANSCRIPT” everyday for like a week..?

^accurate 

I demand to know how you acquired this actual photo of my cat

This is 100% Very Cool™ of course, I love seeing ridiculous cars being ridiculous in ridiculous places...

Enhance!

Obviously I don’t ride in the Cullinan, it’s just one of the many support vehicles in my motorcade. You sound like one of those peasants with less than 6 cars in your motorcade. Scoff. 

I agree with everything in the article except this. 

It’ll probably depend on the type of boulder. But honestly why do you care if your boulders get scratched? 

^common misconception. Drag racing is for bloggers, and it’s more about tetanus than speed. 

This NEEDS to be settled with a drag race. I’m sure your friends at Jalopnik have some rust buckets they’d let you borrow. 

I loved this post, then I saw the time stamp. Now I LOVE THIS POST.

I have this problem too, with a lot of games (including outer worlds). It seems like it’s usually newer games, I feel like they’re all designed either for people sitting a foot from their PC monitor or people with 900 inch 17k TVs.

“Also, this weekend will be cold—well, for Texas—so do yourselves all a favor and pack a jacket.”

I haven’t seen anything, but if someone does put something like that together it’ll likely end up posted here-> https://splinterrip.kinja.com/

It was an honor just to be nominated. 

Big ol +1 to all that.