I just want to take this opportunity to say to any current or former GMG writers who might read comments while they still exist...

Here’s all the shit we really couldn’t cover today:

Turbo* Porsche* SUV*

“Currently writing from Texas, where Diet Dr. Pepper flows freely from the tap!”

Gorgeous cars, driving that toyota and Bentley (and the Peugeot) in forza 4 is what got me hooked on LMP1 cars. Hadn’t heard of the Nissan, was hoping someone would show me an awesome car I hadn’t seen so thanks!

I don’t think I know of any car with a cooler looking wing, the way it’s low slung out behind that curvy body work is just uughhh yaass pls

Am I bad person for not wanting to think/care about about the democratic primaries and which one of the 75 candidates I want to vote for until about a week before it’s time to actually like vote in the primary?

I use this thing. It’s for dogs but my cat absolutely loves it; if she sees me pick it up she immediately runs full speed towards me. (Faster than the just opened the cat treats bag run tbh)

I use this thing. It’s for dogs but my cat absolutely loves it; if she sees me pick it up she immediately runs full…

^thiiiis

Is this the S3 from the BTCC or a different S3 built just for pikes peak? Also does it have a front splitter made from a 747 wing?

“As a mark in copy editing, “cq” implies that the accuracy of a statement, fact, etc., has been verified. ” -Wikipedia

^this is 11/10 good car journalism

Oh thanks for the reminder about this! I’m hoping I’ll be able to make it over there on Saturday.

You Shouldn’t Have to Put on Real Clothes

The dyno results from this car, in case anyone was curious

Back when Trump was still in the republican primaries stage, I was convinced he was just doing it to sell more books. Then he won. And now idk why anything. 

Frambled eggs.

Sounds like you’ve been playing too much Forza Horizon 4.

With the crane attachment, I’ve finally found the perfect way to get my Aston Martin Vulcan to those hard to reach track days. 

Wouldn’t be totally pointless; it might help them sell more of their cheap cars to the poors.