“the new Motorola Razr will clock in at the eye-popping price of $1,500 retail (still less than foldable competitors Samsung Galaxy Fold at $1,980 or more and Huawei Mate X at $2,420)”

I’m gonna need a transcript of them reading the transcript. Also a transcript of your comment. Otherwise I don’t know what to believe. 

Come on Netflix, a reboot of Rugrats is not how you bring in the parents-of-kids demographic. (Unless maybe you get Vince Gilligan to direct it, idk)

I always scroll past the trump tweets as quick as possible, because nope thanks, but I feel like I’ve seen “READ THE TRANSCRIPT” everyday for like a week..?

Time to put tape over every camera lens you own. 

^accurate 

I demand to know how you acquired this actual photo of my cat

This is 100% Very Cool™ of course, I love seeing ridiculous cars being ridiculous in ridiculous places...

Enhance!

For whatever it’s worth; e-cigarettes can also send you to the hospital if one falls on your head from a sufficient height.

“By working in partnership with leading healthcare systems like Ascension, we hope to transform the profit of healthcare through the power of the cloud, profit analytics, machine profit, and modern productivity tools—ultimately improving profit, reducing costs, and saving profit,” Tariq Shaukat, president of Google…

Obviously I don’t ride in the Cullinan, it’s just one of the many support vehicles in my motorcade. You sound like one of those peasants with less than 6 cars in your motorcade. Scoff. 

I agree with everything in the article except this. 

It’ll probably depend on the type of boulder. But honestly why do you care if your boulders get scratched? 

^common misconception. Drag racing is for bloggers, and it’s more about tetanus than speed. 

This NEEDS to be settled with a drag race. I’m sure your friends at Jalopnik have some rust buckets they’d let you borrow. 

I would 100% buy this; fill it with cat pictures and all my kinja comments, then actually use it as a coaster. 

I loved this post, then I saw the time stamp. Now I LOVE THIS POST.

I have this problem too, with a lot of games (including outer worlds). It seems like it’s usually newer games, I feel like they’re all designed either for people sitting a foot from their PC monitor or people with 900 inch 17k TVs.

“Also, this weekend will be cold—well, for Texas—so do yourselves all a favor and pack a jacket.”