I have not, actually. We have a few older ones around the house I don’t ever use, i’ll have to give them a shot.

So... sex with robots inside a self driving car would be the ultimate?

Little-known fact: NFL referees live in constant, paralyzing terror that someone may think they’re about to break into a cover of “Walk Like An Egyptian”.

How amazing would it be if RGIII went somewhere else, was coached up, and played competently? Just to rub it in Washington’s face that this guy could have been what they wanted if they had any semblance of a clue on how to develop players.

No, this is what it looks like when a black hole shreds a star...

The best part of the recent Kirk Cousins dust up is watching the DC media become incredulous at the the idea that Jay Gruden and themselves are giving a Kirk a pass that wasn’t afforded to RGIII.

If they are so concerned about it they should make safeties reviewable (if they’re not already, I have no idea).

One of the reasons Golden Tate was awarded a touchdown by refs last week against the Bears was because he remained on his feet

I don’t know why, but refs HATE calling safeties. After every near-safety, they huddle up for 3 minutes to come up with a way to put the ball one inch outside the goal line.

Well, clearly, you’re smarter than Stephen Hawking.

Jet fuel can’t melt helper T-cells.

When asked why we choose to study this phenomena, scientists replied:

While surfing Netflix I saw The Muppet Movie was on streaming and started watching it. Three notes of the banjo and I was 8 years old again seeing it for the first time in the theater.

Generally, it’s both. Juniper is the only mandatory gin aromatic, but plenty of distillers use anise, citrus, peppercorn, coriander, etc. That said, certain taste qualities are evocative of specific ingredients on the palate, so it’s not impossible to taste something that didn’t necessarily go into the recipe.

All gins.

Nah, Kanye, then he can just collect everyone’s Oscar directly while telling them they didn’t deserve it and how he’s more legit.

He’s certainly no catcher with a glass arm.

Is he related to the kid who only hit homers?

Then it would’ve read “well, golly gee whillikers, guys, I just think that maybe the Cubs would’ve had a better shot if they’d been a little more humble, and by the way, A.I. was a great movie according to the Alien Terrible Opinion Leech that lives in my brain.”