I mean, yea. Fair point. I get it.

Terra Nova. I want to see a badass show about Dinosaurs.

Amazon uses their own fork of Android, so you don’t get the Google Play Store, or any Google apps.

Amazon uses their own fork of Android, so you don’t get the Google Play Store, or any Google apps.

I agree with Hoke on the punt part. At least three things can go wrong (1) flubbed snap (i.e, exactly what happened), (2) punt blocked and returned, (3) punt returned for a TD. There’s ten seconds left, why not just take a knee? State then has the ball but they have nothing left but a Hail Mary opportunity. Or just…

No that’s Russel Wilson’s nutritionist girlfriends suggestion, and he isn’t sleeping with her.

Funny. I thought his primary appeal in Virginia was not being videotaped dropping racist slurs. He was behind in the polls until that exploded late in the campaign, and still won by less than 10,000 votes among 2.3m cast.

Or possibly making a joke?

Jackson and Lynch were racing down a straight public road when the accident happened

A quick drive that goes nowhere and ends in disaster? That sounds like the Seahawks offense to me.

If you want a character to have no emotional depth and just be “Hur, I’m a badass!” Then you want Darth Maul.

The scene where luke turns himself over to vader in ROTJ is a great scene. It’s the first glimpse of vader having a glimmer of good underneath.

I liked Return of the Jedi. About as much as Empire, even. I hadn’t seen the film since I was a kid and upon recently rewatching it I was expecting to hate the ewoks. But they really end up serving mostly as a distraction - they get a few lucky strikes in but lose for the most part. The real weight of the Rebels’…

I think you mean Phantom Menace.

A typical above ground pool is about 20 feet in diameter and 4 feet deep. That’s 1810 cubic feet. According to this site, 1 cubic foot of gold weighs 1203.74 pounds (that feels high but gold is pretty dense). 1810 cubic feet times 1203.75 pounds/cubic foot is 2,178,787.5 POUNDS of gold. Gold is currently $1,170.40 per…

People that “can’t stand Lorelai” are anti-feminist. SORRY.

The apocalypse that is the Midwest. The things I have seen grace a table in Lincoln, NE would make Jesus get back up on the cross and say “fuck it, you were right, Dad.”

I assume one of those horrible ranch dressing dips that are only eaten by humanoid monsters.

My brain goes to another restaurant. ‘Cause dip means something bullshit with fake crab meat and mayo and get that shit away from my tortilla chips, honky.

In my family setting, chips and dip means potato chips and the disgusting tub of onion dip that everyone likes but me. Chips and salsa is chips and salsa.

“Dip” to me implies cheese or sour cream (optionally + flavorings, in either).