I was at the arc light and turned to my now husband and said “I have to go say hi to my friend Rory” Luckily he grabbed me and said you don’t know her, she is an actress and her real name isn’t Rory. I just felt like she was really my friend from high school and thank God I didn’t walk over there.

“This is the worst team Italy has had in years!” they all said.

Except for having two of the best central defenders in the world... which helps a bit.

Screw these covers. Screw them all.

Whatever, teachers aren’t saints and everyone has to blow off steam about their work. It’s also a well known fact that teenagers are awful (I can say that, having once been an awful teen myself). Maybe work on your firewalls or something.

“Cazorla isn’t going to start.”

Slow clap for the security guards in Saint-Etienne who allowed explosives and flares into the stadium. Good job, fellas!

But either way, we can agree this guy is having a kid, right?

If you don't vote for doormat salesman, fuck you.

Your move, Samer.

That is literally the entire point of the article. Maybe you should try reading it before commenting next time.

RIP

I’ve lost two jobs solely based on the reporting of my case.

S0 just like every other World Cup?

The owners are dog breeders. Good luck in whichever animal shelter you end up in, sweet puppies. Here’s hoping they’re no kill shelters, which is highly unlikely. And good luck to Bailey, who might face another high risk pregnancy so that her humans can make cash.

Or...Jon Lovitz!

Two Dollars.

Starrgazing: A timeline

Can confirm. My Latina girlfriend, who spent half her childhood in Mexico City, can barely contain her disdain every time she sees a flour tortilla.

This is nice. But Pogba’s ball to Giroud was way better. Open play (so the ball is, you know, moving), long-ass pass, perfectly split the defenders.